Liberty Heist

The game GTA 4 for PC has an amazing video editor that easily surpasses any other in games, even “The Movies”, a game developed with this in mind which failed horribly, lacking basic video editing options like slow motion, filters, etc. I’ve been using the GTA 4 video editor constantly, and decided to film a long shoot-out in a heist mission. First, some screenshots:

The video is best seen on its original page due to the aspect ratio, so here you go. Enjoy.

“Ares” Promo #1

First promotional material for my upcoming novel “Ares”, based on the Apollo Program’s insignia. First take:

Larger version here.

And second take, with the help of my friends John Muth who reminded my moronic fucking self I should put only “By André Navarro” on the second line and Rachael Noel Fox, whose comments regarding the resolution of the first take motivated me to do the second take (which I was planning, since the first one is quite crude) much quicker than I would have.

Larger version here.

Brontosaurus

I came across this:

And because I’m an asshole with too much free time on his hands, I did this:

Picture of the Day

“Hey! Superbitch!”

The brilliant Robin LeBlanc (writer of this great little article) linked this.

Welcome to Brazil

I have to admit this country is ocasionally fun.

In case you understand Portuguese, this is from the brilliant Jacaré Banguela.

You Know You’ve Gone Too Far When…

Via Engadget.

Anorexic Crocodile

(Okay, okay, it’s a gharial, a type of crocodile – but where’s the fucking fun in that?)

The TRUTH at last

My pleasure, mate.

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