This one is for agentarsenic, who inspired this character’s return, especially by calling him the “bedridden cockless paedophile father”.
And a bonus strip. This was actually going to be the strip today, but after I finished it, I wondered if a joke like this hadn’t already been made. So I googled it and it had been made more than once. So, I decided to go for something more original for the main strip. Anyway, here it is:
Written by my mate Márcio Muniz.